The winning entry is by Joshua Morris

SPECIAL MENTIONS:

“See?  I’m a real doctor.  I got a name tag and this funny looking thing around my neck.”

 

– Timmie, Winston Salem, North Carolina, USA

“I invent exotic names for simple diseases because the insurance does not pay $ 500 for a simple cold.”

– Daniel,  Basel, Switzerland

 

“Of course I’m a peacock – who else would they send to sort out your prostate problem?”

– Valérie Falconer, Born in Lille, France

 

– Ed Rush, Atascadero, California, USA

“I’m a peacock. My father was the queuecock; he invented doctors’ waiting rooms.”

 

“Why yes, I was considered “wild” in my youth. Why do you ask?”

[Think about it, people… Jenner]

– Max Goof, Dublin, Ohio, USA

 

“Professional ethics – I never raise my tail when I’m on duty.”

– Jenner