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Sep/Oct 19

Sep/Oct 2019 Caption Competition

Sep/Oct 2019 Caption Competition published on

The winning entry is by Joshua Morris


“See?  I’m a real doctor.  I got a name tag and this funny looking thing around my neck.”


– Timmie, Winston Salem, North Carolina, USA

“I invent exotic names for simple diseases because the insurance does not pay $ 500 for a simple cold.”

– Daniel,  Basel, Switzerland


“Of course I’m a peacock – who else would they send to sort out your prostate problem?”

– Valérie Falconer, Born in Lille, France


– Ed Rush, Atascadero, California, USA

“I’m a peacock. My father was the queuecock; he invented doctors’ waiting rooms.”


“Why yes, I was considered “wild” in my youth. Why do you ask?”

[Think about it, people… Jenner]

– Max Goof, Dublin, Ohio, USA


“Professional ethics – I never raise my tail when I’m on duty.”

– Jenner