The winning entry is Jonathan, Bairnsdale, Victoria, Australia
SPECIAL MENTIONS:
“Keep it off the ground for HOW LONG?!”
– Dave Neil, Idaho Falls, Idaho, USA
“Breaking news – Bigfoot hoaxer traced to Australia”
– Valerie Falconer, Penarth, Wales
“I just flew in from next door, and boy are my wings tired.”
– Henry Gutman, San Jose, California, USA
“I can’t wait for the Cast Party!“
– John the Wysard, Parma, Idaho, USA
“You could’ve been more detailed about explaining “might experience water retention”!”
– Josh Harrington Knight, Midland, Texas, USA
“There MUST be some other treatment for carpal talon!?”
– Bruce Denhard, New Hampshire, USA
“Why didn’t I opt in for the flight insurance?!”
– Jamie White, Long Crendon, Bucks, UK
“I’m glad they didn’t find my broken wishbone”
– Jenner