The winning entry is by Joshua Morris

SPECIAL MENTIONS:

“See?  I’m a real doctor.  I got a name tag and this funny looking thing around my neck.”

– Timmie, Winston Salem, North Carolina, USA

“I invent exotic names for simple diseases because the insurance does not pay $ 500 for a simple cold.”

– Daniel,  Basel, Switzerland

“Of course I’m a peacock – who else would they send to sort out your prostate problem?”

– Valérie Falconer, Born in Lille, France

– Ed Rush, Atascadero, California, USA

“I’m a peacock. My father was the queuecock; he invented doctors’ waiting rooms.”

“Why yes, I was considered “wild” in my youth. Why do you ask?”

[Think about it, people… Jenner]

– Max Goof, Dublin, Ohio, USA

“Professional ethics – I never raise my tail when I’m on duty.”

– Jenner

The winning entry is by Nathan House, of Kingston, Tasmania, Australia.

SPECIAL MENTIONS:

“Are you sure a horse can get swine flu?”
– Jean Hoehn, Appleton Wisconsin, USA

“It’s O.K.  It’s a hippocampic syringe.”
– Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales

“Your new arms are nicely formed – Let’s see whether this next shot can give you legs too!”
– Tim Baverstock, Luton, UK

“Block with the right, jab with the left.”
– Darren Perlongo, Alstead, New Hampshire, USA

“Ready for some extra horse power!”
– KSClaw, Denmark

“Glad it’s not a horse needle.”
– M Henry, Reidsville, North Carolina, USA

“HERD immunity? Now, that I LIKE!”
– Jenner