Nov-Feb 2016 Caption Competition winner

The winning entry is Josh H Knight, of Midland, Texas, USA

SPECIAL MENTIONS:

“Phil was impressed by the new trainees’ desire to work – not everyone volunteered to hold the flip calendar.” 
Alun Rundle, Newport, South Wales, UK
 
“The Doc’ gave me thith prethcripthion againtht my lithp, but I don’t think it’th working.”
Tiger T
 
“Can you calculate the total for me?  I’m a cobra, not an adder.”
Melkior, Victoria, Australia
 
“Well, the bill seems OK, but you know I’m a lousy adder”
Valerie Falconer, Penarth, Wales, UK
 
“I was told this is to detoxify my body. Is that safe??”
Max Goof, Dublin, Ohio, USA
 
“Prescription for Aricept … fangs for the memories…”
Tristan Black Wolf, Syracuse, New York, USA
 
“I wanted to pick up a few fang-you notes.”
John Reynolds, Concord, California, USA
 
“It’th right on the tip of my tongue…”
Michelle Gaudette, Medway, Massachusetts, USA
 
“Please tell me I’m immune to my own poison! I bit my tongue when I saw your bill!”
Phil McCarty
 
“I bit my tongue.”
Timmie, Winston, Salem, North Carolina, USA
 
“Our secretary’s real near-sighted, you see. So there I was by the stapler …”
Dave Neil, Idaho Falls, Idaho
 
“Ith to help control my lipth.”
Kim Squire, Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
 
“It’s a layoff notice. Jenner is replacing the cartoon.”
M Henry, Reidsville, North Carolina, USA
 
“…for a course of  small-squealing-rodent replacement  patches.” 
Jenner