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May/June 2013 Competition

May/June 2013 Competition published on

The winner: John Reynolds, Concord, California, USA

SPECIAL MENTIONS:

“I wanted face painting not a nose job!!!”
– Bill Chapman, West Perth, Western Australia. Australia

“I told you, no thanks, I’m an Anteater, not a Painteater.”
– Crookedwolf, Nashville, Tennessee, USA

“I don’t care if you are an artist, French kiss me again and I’ll be adding frog legs to my ant diet!”
– Merlin, Tornado Alley, USA

“Ugh! You have painted me all wrong, my nose is really NOT that big”
– Meagan Ellerton, Queensland, Australia

“You might have told me they were plastic ant models. I hope they weren’t made in China.”
– Jaime, Rochester, Minnesota, USA

“And who do you think you are, Toad? Saliva-dor Dali?”
– Jon Wilson, Lafayette, California, USA

“Will you just try ants for once? Your ad said ‘Likes bugs, broad palette.’”
– Jesse Henning, San Francisco, California, USA

“What has good taste — and sounds like a bell?”
– W. Reid Ripley, Port Hueneme, California USA

“Only an artist can create great Doc Rat captions.”
– M Henry, Franklin, Tennessee, USA

“You call this a Monet-back guarantee?”
– Jenner

March/April 2013 Competition

March/April 2013 Competition published on

The winner: Jeanne Skadowski, Olean, New York, USA

Special Mentions:

“I’ve got to improve my speed… Rumor has it that that the tortoise is going ‘turbo’!”
– Jed G. Martinez, Margate, Florida, USA

“This year I’m going to beat that turtle.”
– John Fischer, Cameron North Carolina, USA

“My iPhone charger, why?”
– Colin, Metairie, Louisiana, USA

“Laugh all you want, this thing charges my cell phone in five minutes!”
– Flynn Leek, Davis, California, USA

“Believe it or not, this’s cheaper than most running shoes!”
– Josh H. Knight, Midland, Texas

“Yeah Doc, you’re right, I am a big fan.”
– Curtis Hoffmann, Kagoshima, Japan

“This does NOT make me an airhead.”
– Jeremy Ryan, Somerville, Massachusetts, USA

“I don’t think this is what they mean when they say ‘hop a flight’..”
– Erich Eichner, Waltham, Massachusetts, USA

“That rabbit-proof fence won’t stand a chance!”
– Josh H. Knight, Midland, Texas

“It´s a hare dryer.”
– Jim Smart, Cairns, Far North Queensland, Australia

“Fly away Hare.”
– Michael Brown, London, Ontario Canada

“So, which way to O’Hare airport?”
– Atkelar, Austria

“Never ask a hard of hearing doctor for an “exercise induced asthma treatment with a propellant.”
– Glenn Payne, Coogee, Western Australia, Australia

“I’m following a meerkat on a unicycle!”
– Jenner

January/February 2013 Competition

January/February 2013 Competition published on

The winner: Patrick Mullins, Harbor City, USA

SPECIAL MENTIONS:

“Just great … They’ve got tricycles!”
– Josh H. Knight, Midland. Texas, USA

“Take my advice, and never use a unicycle when you’re plastered.”
– Rob Falconer, Llandough, UK

“The Wife’s on her cycle, so I’d better get on MY cycle!”
– Kit Mayer, League City, Texas, USA

“I’m one of the few ‘survivors’ to make it to the next round on ‘African Idol’!”
– Jed G. Martinez, Margate, Florida, USA

(thought cloud) “I never realised that just being a meerkat could be so complicated.”
– Melkior, Victoria, Australia

“I quit. Find a new partner for you unicycle knife juggling act.”
– Chuck Scholz, Evansville, Indiana, USA

“Those clowns. Got to pedal faster. That little car is catching up again…”
– Timmie, North Carolina, USA
“Phew! That’s ANOTHER wall I just missed!”
– Jenner

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