26-06-2006   Begin with eye contact

27-06-2006   Take a careful history

28-06-2006   Manage knotty problems

29-06-2006   Prescribe appropriately

30-06-2006   Consider the alternatives

03-07-2006   Domestic blindness is diagnosed

04-07-2006   Respect your elders, whenever possible

05-07-2006   Give clear advice

06-07-2006   Perhaps he'll look back on his nose and laugh

07-07-2006   Rabbits run in the family

10-07-2006   Post traumatic event

11-07-2006   Extended neck examination

12-07-2006   Two old ladies discuss poor old Reg

13-07-2006   He just crossed the line

14-07-2006   Don't stress, read the label

17-07-2006   Doctor runs late - and Gizelle starts out calm

18-07-2006   Doctor runs late - Gizelle explains why

19-07-2006   Doctor runs late - Gizelle deals with Mr Fuzz

20-07-2006   Doctor runs late - the mix-up continues

21-07-2006   Doctor runs late - take a bow

24-07-2006   Just one fing after anuvver

25-07-2006   Beware - heavy drinker

26-07-2006   Friendly word, or spook story

27-07-2006   Hallucinations - now you see 'em...

28-07-2006   Not a good time for a chat

31-07-2006   Phil fails the taste test

01-08-2006   Fee for service

02-08-2006   A penguin's need to feed won't wait

03-08-2006   Does a camel need a drink?

04-08-2006   Is sex better than chocolate?

07-08-2006   Duck a cold to miss a cold

08-08-2006   Drop a cold to catch a cold

09-08-2006   No relief from the cold spell

10-08-2006   No antibiotics for a cold

11-08-2006   Sarcasm is cold comfort

14-08-2006   At the pharmacy, with a captive audience

15-08-2006   At the pharmacy, with chills and delirium

16-08-2006   At the pharmacy, with the burden of treatment

17-08-2006   From the pharmacy, with pills to keep him going

18-08-2006   From the pharmacy, and back in business

21-08-2006   Wishbone not funny bone

22-08-2006   Tonsillitis - it is too like

23-08-2006   Ben gets a dressing down

24-08-2006   A real pain in the fundamental

25-08-2006   Taking a weekly active ingredient

28-08-2006   A bad case of the puns

29-08-2006   An echidna with a long tongue

30-08-2006   A wolf with a bad howl

31-08-2006   A giraffe with a sore throat

01-09-2006   A croc with a sore tongue, now

04-09-2006   Lower order diagnoses

05-09-2006   A victim of friendly fire water

06-09-2006   Doc Rat and some other comic

07-09-2006   Beware hazardous ray - in memory of Steve Irwin

08-09-2006   What not to say at a Pap smear

11-09-2006   Paperwork - Making a mountain out of a mail hill

12-09-2006   Paperwork - The tactics of stick

13-09-2006   Paperwork - The tactics of carrot

14-09-2006   Paperwork - The tactics of pressure

15-09-2006   Paperwork - The tactics of release

18-09-2006   Paperwork – A big ask

19-09-2006   Paperwork – The compost system

20-09-2006   Paperwork – Raiders of the lost archive

21-09-2006   Paperwork – There’s no escape

22-09-2006   Paperwork – All done at last

25-09-2006   Congratulations – We knew what she meant

26-09-2006   Wishing you safe galloping

27-09-2006   Beware – Still a heavy drinker

28-09-2006   The bitter with the bite

29-09-2006   Parental guidance or horror story?

02-10-2006   Domestic blindness once again

03-10-2006   We apologise for the following gag

04-10-2006   A gag in the mouth should stay there

05-10-2006   Conference envy

06-10-2006   More conference envy

09-10-2006   Problems on a list, they’ll none of them be missed

10-10-2006   Actually, she doesn’t have weak bones after all

11-10-2006   A fennec fox buys ear drops

12-10-2006   The secret of the ultimate blood test

13-10-2006   The results are in, and he’s not up to scratch

16-10-2006   The drinker prepares for the dry spell

17-10-2006   Men’s health – how much can a koala bear?

18-10-2006   A WHAT in a bull?

19-10-2006   Getting stuck into a book

20-10-2006   The doctor who could have been a lawyer

23-10-2006   Wrong weigh

24-10-2006   Buy the weigh

25-10-2006   Down a weigh

26-10-2006   Trim a weigh

27-10-2006   Break a weigh

30-10-2006   Small parts may be swallowed

31-10-2006   Eye in the sky chart

01-11-2006   Passive aggressive smoking

02-11-2006   He’s going to get a needle

03-11-2006   He’s still going to get a needle

06-11-2006   She just slipped out

07-11-2006   He’s going to get a needle and a sticker

08-11-2006   Hat hair

09-11-2006   He’s going to get a needle without an audience

10-11-2006   He got a needle

13-11-2006   She’s not backward in being forward

14-11-2006   A man, a woman and a distraction

15-11-2006   Body hair

16-11-2006   Bear with child

17-11-2006   Antibiotic medicine – it’s called a loading dose

20-11-2006   Drug rep has brought lunch

21-11-2006   Drug rep has exciting news

22-11-2006   Drug rep calls it Zappo

23-11-2006   Drug rep brings no coffee mug

24-11-2006   Drug rep says goodbye with a pen

27-11-2006   Hardware victim – Initial presentation

28-11-2006   Hardware victim – Urgent assessment

29-11-2006   Hardware victim – Continuing management

30-11-2006   Hardware victim – Tidying up

01-12-2006   Hardware victim – Signing out

04-12-2006   All for animal testing

05-12-2006   Bitten by a crocodile once

06-12-2006   Couples counselling, diet counselling

07-12-2006   That last laxative

08-12-2006   Preparing for Christmas

11-12-2006   The first day

12-12-2006   The second day

13-12-2006   The third day

14-12-2006   The fourth day

15-12-2006   The fifth day

18-12-2006   The sixth day

19-12-2006   The seventh day

20-12-2006   The eighth day

21-12-2006   Ninth day, tenth day

22-12-2006   Eleventh day, twelfth day

25-12-2006   Wake up, it’s Christmas

26-12-2006   Relax, it’s Boxing Day

27-12-2006   Ben gives the ultimate gift

28-12-2006   So much pain it’s not funny

29-12-2006   Eat up, it’s Christmas leftovers

01-01-2007   A new year, the same paperwork

02-01-2007   A whole load of symptoms to check out

03-01-2007   Thinking not drinking

04-01-2007   Only one good way to take a camel’s temperature

05-01-2007   The absent-minded kid

08-01-2007   Waiting room argument needs the sound of music

09-01-2007   The unexpected cost of music

10-01-2007   The calming ambience of music

11-01-2007   The restful pace of music

12-01-2007   The inappropriate parrot of music

15-01-2007   The indistinguishable landscape of music

16-01-2007   The disorientated songbird of music

17-01-2007   The mournful whale of music

18-01-2007   The breaking point of music

19-01-2007   The end of music

22-01-2007   Heroes of the bushfire – a tribute to our firefighters

23-01-2007   He’s out of bounds (or a hopless case)

24-01-2007   The bunny’s felt the first kick

25-01-2007   An approach to the vomiting patient

26-01-2007   Molluscum diagnosis is met with otter disbelief

29-01-2007   The snake’s rattle is terminal

30-01-2007   The punchline is on the back of the shirt

31-01-2007   Courses for horses

01-02-2007   A phone somewhere in the pouch

02-02-2007   Fighting the phoney war

05-02-2007   A chip off the old block

06-02-2007   The zebra has a skin check

07-02-2007   Short time, long time, unrealistic time

08-02-2007   The elephant has amnesia

09-02-2007   Doctor on the boil

12-02-2007   The end of an uplifting tail

13-02-2007   Guinea pig hair

14-02-2007   Raising hair

15-02-2007   Looming hair

16-02-2007   Bungee hair

19-02-2007   Usagi not Sudoku

20-02-2007   Mary and the three bears

21-02-2007   Late operation, lost in translation

22-02-2007   Life’s not fair

23-02-2007   Happy to consent to protest

26-02-2007   Inventory 1

27-02-2007   Inventory 2

28-02-2007   Inventory 3

01-03-2007   Inventory 4

02-03-2007   Inventory 5

05-03-2007   The clockwork kid

06-03-2007   Tall cocky syndrome

07-03-2007   Above average haiku

08-03-2007   The whizzing speed of time

09-03-2007   Don’t you have a TV?

12-03-2007   Inability to weight-bear

13-03-2007   An absolute inspiration

14-03-2007   One good tern…

15-03-2007   If I had a bell, I’d knock on wood

16-03-2007   He’s going to get a needle for being sick

19-03-2007   Drug rep has bought wooden lunch

20-03-2007   Drug rep has exciting number news

21-03-2007   Drug rep reveals more in the fine print

22-03-2007   Drug rep boasts superior permeability

23-03-2007   Drug rep sums up with a poster

26-03-2007   An otter on the lookout for crabs

27-03-2007   A sitting bull

28-03-2007   A squid with eight legs and identical tentacles

29-03-2007   A silkworm with spare thread

30-03-2007   A stegosaurus with a normal scan

02-04-2007   A chat room for pregnant animals

03-04-2007   Health, climate, population and economy

04-04-2007   The foot that rocks the cradle…

05-04-2007   Too many bunnies, too few snow leopards

06-04-2007   Populations in conflict – a fresh view

09-04-2007   Easter Bunny exemption clause

10-04-2007   Dress sense of humour

11-04-2007   Rainbow chameleon

12-04-2007   Rainbow connection

13-04-2007   Rainbow comedian

16-04-2007   An elephant with aural hygiene

17-04-2007   The inner light – all things must pass

18-04-2007   Nothing like a nice cup of tea

19-04-2007   The origin of PCs

20-04-2007   Spray can harm

23-04-2007   Is that a recommendation or what?

24-04-2007   Harry must walk

25-04-2007   ANZAC Day – Harry walks

26-04-2007   Changing baby

27-04-2007   Consulting at a snail’s pace

30-04-2007   House calls are top service

01-05-2007   Beware – bad sign

02-05-2007   The father wasn’t, but will be a wolf

03-05-2007   The father was a rabbit, or a rat

04-05-2007   The wolf has got a rabbit deep inside

07-05-2007   The collie dog who needs a sheepless night

08-05-2007   Hey diddle diddle, it’s some kind of riddle

09-05-2007   Hey diddle diddle, the car park is brittle

10-05-2007   Hey diddle diddle, she’s fading a little

11-05-2007   Hey diddle diddle, she quit in the middle

14-05-2007   The drug rep manages to fit in a sandwich

15-05-2007   Phone messages – The bonfire of the liabilities

16-05-2007   Phone messages – Follow your dream

17-05-2007   A turtle with keyhole surgery

18-05-2007   A rabbit who married a wolf

21-05-2007   A moose with problem antlers

22-05-2007   Bad luck, right or wrong

23-05-2007   Fixing an ear by pulling a bluetooth

24-05-2007   Jarrad’s superhero comic

25-05-2007   The meaning of life (with apologies to John Murtagh)

28-05-2007   Negotiating a home visit

29-05-2007   Interested in a home visit

30-05-2007   Thank God you're here

31-05-2007   Kidney stone pain - build-up and tail-off

01-06-2007   In the discomfort of your own home

04-06-2007   Trapped at home in labour

05-06-2007   Setting out for hospital

06-06-2007   On the way to hospital

07-06-2007   Nearly at the hospital

08-06-2007   At the hospital

11-06-2007   A pigeon’s monumental laxative

12-06-2007   Exercising his right

13-06-2007   A spider with a spinning sensation

14-06-2007   Platypus and ostrich and that first incision

15-06-2007   A well-earned present from the grateful dad

18-06-2007   The doctor tells a sloth to go and hang

19-06-2007   The eye chart – not a pass, but very close

20-06-2007   A tortoise comes the heavy

21-06-2007   A lizard needing retail therapy

22-06-2007   Prescribing error from the horse’s mouth

25-06-2007   Alternatives to antibiotics

26-06-2007   A crocodile with a dentist inside

27-06-2007   An otter who is very highly slung

28-06-2007   A virus can’t be killed by antibiotics

29-06-2007   Garlic helps to keep the pests at bay

02-07-2007   It rains and it pauses

03-07-2007   A joey shelters under mother’s nose

04-07-2007   The doc tells Jarrad’s mother to butt out

05-07-2007   An elephant with a packed trunk

06-07-2007   A girl helpless from coughing

09-07-2007   Al denies drinking

10-07-2007   Evidence of drinking

11-07-2007   Accidental drinking

12-07-2007   Drinking not thinking

13-07-2007   Flea for his life

16-07-2007   Bless you, tiger

17-07-2007   Infection brings a patient down to earth

18-07-2007   An underhanded rash or just dessert?

19-07-2007   A pharmacist could have a vet each way

20-07-2007   Language #1

23-07-2007   Constantly Harried

24-07-2007   Cry Harry

25-07-2007   The trouble with Harry

26-07-2007   The more the Harrier

27-07-2007   Language #2

30-07-2007   Baby bunnies for their needles

31-07-2007   Baby bunnies safe from in-laws

01-08-2007   Baby bunnies protected by family

02-08-2007   Baby bunny escapes needle

03-08-2007   Language #3

06-08-2007   Sorry for the weight

07-08-2007   The staff come the heavy

08-08-2007   Two early birds and a sluggish worm

09-08-2007   Too early, too cold, too wet

10-08-2007   Language #4

13-08-2007   Exercise in style

14-08-2007   Drug running

15-08-2007   Out running

16-08-2007   Under running

17-08-2007   Language #5

20-08-2007   Late run

21-08-2007   Dream run

22-08-2007   Drift run

23-08-2007   Home run

24-08-2007   Language #6

27-08-2007   A fish out of water

28-08-2007   A squid with a bad leg

29-08-2007   A penguin with a familiar face

30-08-2007   Yes I KNOW walrus don’t eat fish!

31-08-2007   Language #7

03-09-2007   A mandrill with a coloured top and tail

04-09-2007   A rash and inefficient use of thyme

05-09-2007   For good or ill, a shepherd’s crook indeed

06-09-2007   Euthanasia

07-09-2007   Language #8

10-09-2007   He runs on time, from time to time

11-09-2007   Jarrad’s got a nosebleed

12-09-2007   A frog who keeps her babies in a jar

13-09-2007   Mrs Lappin has the wrong petition

14-09-2007   Language #9

17-09-2007   Screening for infectious diseases

18-09-2007   A drug rep with a massive bill for food

19-09-2007   Third time lucky – it’s a boy look

20-09-2007   Spot diagnosis and hog call

21-09-2007   Language #10

24-09-2007   Liquid nitrogen is cool

25-09-2007   His cryotherapy is on the nose

26-09-2007   An armadillo with a hardy shell

27-09-2007   A kangaroo who likes to vegetate

28-09-2007   It’s like my god they can’t communicate

01-10-2007   Lily and the last of the numbats

02-10-2007   Lily and the call of the numbat

03-10-2007   Enter the smoky lair of the numbat

04-10-2007   Hear the smoky breath of the numbat

05-10-2007   Despair at the smoky logic of the numbat

08-10-2007   Escape from the smoky joke of the numbat

09-10-2007   The non-smoking rat with a gnawing problem

10-10-2007   The gnawing rat with a sticky issue

11-10-2007   The sticking point for the smoke addicts

12-10-2007   Two smoke addicts and inspiration for a joke

15-10-2007   Jackson’s totally sick video game

16-10-2007   He can afford to be a zombie

17-10-2007   The mind that plays dead stays dead

18-10-2007   Video addiction promises life in the future

19-10-2007   Sharing a game, call it bedside manner

22-10-2007   Danger – video games for sale

23-10-2007   Classic movies are shot on video

24-10-2007   Work late, play later

25-10-2007   Enter the video game hero

26-10-2007   Games – you can’t put up with them for very long

29-10-2007   The lost weekend

30-10-2007   The rivalry of addictions

31-10-2007   Goodbye fantasy, roll on reality

01-11-2007   Training video nasty

02-11-2007   Game over

05-11-2007   Back to real life, for good or ill

06-11-2007   Melbourne Cup – ride on

07-11-2007   Joey Joey Joey jam

08-11-2007   The spider has no problem with her wait

09-11-2007   Cervical cancer gets a parting shot

12-11-2007   Mavis passes the clock test

13-11-2007   Ben fails the memory test

14-11-2007   Carrion signing

15-11-2007   Knee-jerk reflex

16-11-2007   Jarrad’s pirate comic

19-11-2007   You can’t always get what you want

20-11-2007   Pushing tea on a commercial scale

21-11-2007   A lizard’s reattachment to his tail

22-11-2007   Cat wash

23-11-2007   We vote for democracy

26-11-2007   Drug rep and the swarm of ants

27-11-2007   Drug rep and the head-to-head trial

28-11-2007   Drug rep and the healthy love

29-11-2007   Drug rep and the frills of marketing

30-11-2007   Drug rep and the psoriasis cream

03-12-2007   An apple a day

04-12-2007   Shave the wolf

05-12-2007   The elephant in the room

06-12-2007   The fly strip

07-12-2007   The joey’s water has lost its spring

10-12-2007   Breast feeding begins a tome

11-12-2007   Girls look down on his T shirt

12-12-2007   The three ages of Lorna

13-12-2007   The age-old wisdom of Lorna

14-12-2007   The wise ambition of Lorna

17-12-2007   By all accounts, he needs a holiday

18-12-2007   By all accounts, he missed the bottom line

19-12-2007   By all accounts, his news is hard to bear

20-12-2007   By all accounts, he chooses one of three

21-12-2007   By all accounts, he’ll take the credit

24-12-2007   A quiet Christmas Eve for a rat

25-12-2007   A noisy Christmas Day for a rabbit

26-12-2007   Food on the beach

27-12-2007   Take up the ankle cure and stick with it

28-12-2007   A millipede with elevated feet

31-12-2007   A rat resolves to act like Jackie Chan

01-01-2008   Australia’s national new year birthday cheers

02-01-2008   Jarrad’s chesty pirate book

03-01-2008   The down side of chocolate

04-01-2008   The up side of chocolate

07-01-2008   The festive season’s coming to an end

08-01-2008   Ben’s classified information

09-01-2008   Ben’s secret meeting

10-01-2008   Ben’s private call

11-01-2008   Ben’s mystery

14-01-2008   Ben’s standoff

15-01-2008   Fist of furry

16-01-2008   Five fingers of disability

17-01-2008   The big boss

18-01-2008   Enter the dacron

21-01-2008   Rat-arsed master

22-01-2008   Ms Nice Guy

23-01-2008   Crouching typist, hidden rabbit

24-01-2008   Ben’s mystery is no longer private

25-01-2008   Jarrad’s superhero martial artist

28-01-2008   Australia Day public holiday

29-01-2008   A wart on the far side

30-01-2008   A lover’s pledge – no fault, no fight

31-01-2008   An eye compound for a compound eye

01-02-2008   The hard word

04-02-2008   Doctor Chang explains

05-02-2008   Chinese traditions and zodiac

06-02-2008   Chinese New Year

07-02-2008   The Year of the Rat

08-02-2008   Dai Loong

11-02-2008   Captain Kerpow – numbat the brave

12-02-2008   Jarrad’s secret superhero mask

13-02-2008   A superhero asking to be taught a lesson

14-02-2008   Big spike – numbat the craven

15-02-2008   Twenty-eight more cups

18-02-2008   A teaspoon a day

19-02-2008   Tae kwon do – starting in the wrong gear

20-02-2008   Lorna is a difficult old woman

21-02-2008   Lorna has a difficult decision

22-02-2008   What’s tantric sex?

25-02-2008   Jim tries to be hip, but it’s the wrong joint

26-02-2008   Tae kwon do – moving up to top gear

27-02-2008   The bottom line is take it from the top

28-02-2008   Maneki neko – the alternative is paw health

29-02-2008   Leap year

03-03-2008   It’s awfully quiet

04-03-2008   Tae kwon do – gnawing conflict

05-03-2008   Gnawing pencils – the long and short of the point

06-03-2008   Pencil sharpener, pencil shortener

07-03-2008   A gnawing worry, on the face of it

10-03-2008   Rats can gnaw, so don’t hold back

11-03-2008   Willpower is no match for a good pack of pencils

12-03-2008   A lesson on lead pencils

13-03-2008   A gnawing worry and a fiscal deadline

14-03-2008   Gnawing withdrawal and an attack of the HB’s

17-03-2008   He needs a fix

18-03-2008   He broke a tooth

19-03-2008   He’s a brain doctor

20-03-2008   He supposes so

21-03-2008   Dumb ass advice

24-03-2008   He’s stalling for his life

25-03-2008   He’s fighting for a funeral

26-03-2008   Last orders please

27-03-2008   Cup-a-snout

28-03-2008   Bad night

31-03-2008   Tooth-Be-Gone

01-04-2008   Ben-Be-Fool

02-04-2008   Contemplating his end

03-04-2008   Lifesaving rain

04-04-2008   Tooth twist

07-04-2008   The best seat in the house

08-04-2008   Singin’ in the rain

09-04-2008   Mary gives Ben the hard word

10-04-2008   Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

11-04-2008   A commendation from the horse’s mouth

14-04-2008   A heifer with a sample of a stool

15-04-2008   A trophy of the gum

16-04-2008   Stamp out cholesterol

17-04-2008   Nichaud and the waiting room reading fodder

18-04-2008   More puff to the big bad wolf

21-04-2008   A warthog girl is braced for good advice

22-04-2008   An octopus in line for sound exam

23-04-2008   A blackbird with invertebrated back

24-04-2008   A hopper going forward with a spring

25-04-2008   A woman hurrying to slow him down

28-04-2008   X-rays can be bad for the ass

29-04-2008   A possum-playing hippopotamus

30-04-2008   A kangaroo is not a happy hopper

01-05-2008   That bloody dog and his neurotic flock

02-05-2008   A mole with hairs

05-05-2008   A poorly fitting legging may alarm

06-05-2008   A tadpole with the steroid of a shark

07-05-2008   It’s all a lot of fun until the crunch

08-05-2008   A rapid rabbit European tour

09-05-2008   She’s off her cigarettes but not for good

12-05-2008   The plasma screen

13-05-2008   The stretcher case

14-05-2008   The clever doc

15-05-2008   The ambulance

16-05-2008   The non-quitter

19-05-2008   The deaf star

20-05-2008   The blow-up frog

21-05-2008   The allergic cat

22-05-2008   Baby on board

23-05-2008   The headstrong cheetah

26-05-2008   The dawning of the electronic age

27-05-2008   The spectre of the cybernetic age

28-05-2008   A rabbit wrap-up European tour

29-05-2008   Clamp, nurse, and make it snappy

30-05-2008   A light coming out the other side

02-06-2008   Light a candle

03-06-2008   Complimentary candle

04-06-2008   Ancient candle

05-06-2008   Open-minded candle

06-06-2008   Leechcraft

09-06-2008   The sound of i-silence

10-06-2008   The elephant and the cicada

11-06-2008   Not in my back yard

12-06-2008   Nichaud and the horns of a dilemma

13-06-2008   Disparate elements

16-06-2008   On overseeing practice manager

17-06-2008   A lioness looking for the richest vein

18-06-2008   A huntress in the undergrowth

19-06-2008   Survival of the fastest

20-06-2008   The payoff

23-06-2008   It’s agreed

24-06-2008   Funny dreams

25-06-2008   Doublethink bubble

26-06-2008   Silent phonophobia

27-06-2008   Empowerment is stronger medicine

30-06-2008   The six minute limpet

01-07-2008   Daniella gives Ben the low down

02-07-2008   The silicon unicorn

03-07-2008   Charmane thinks of tasty as incentive

04-07-2008   Enter the Maelstrom

07-07-2008   The paperless office

08-07-2008   The babel of the electronic age

09-07-2008   The hybrid system

10-07-2008   The screen saviour

11-07-2008   The dreaded electronic beast of AAAAGHHH

14-07-2008   E-mail beats snail mail

15-07-2008   Ben and Daniella run around in the park

16-07-2008   Joeys and sibling gaming rivalry

17-07-2008   Rat and mouse joke - not

18-07-2008   Paperwork is a thing of the past

21-07-2008   A Maelstrom moment

22-07-2008   Save the wiring, tug a rat

23-07-2008   Doctor runs behind

24-07-2008   Mary is alerted to the Macks

25-07-2008   A shark who’s worried about remoras

28-07-2008   The doctor’s getting quite a fair collection

29-07-2008   Why Maelstrom?

30-07-2008   One click

31-07-2008   Stacks-a-dollars

01-08-2008   Computer crash

04-08-2008   Contents settled

05-08-2008   Hard knocks

06-08-2008   Count my fingers

07-08-2008   Big game hunter

08-08-2008   Technicolor yawn

11-08-2008   Aroo with a view

12-08-2008   Supermarket consult

13-08-2008   Knowledge is power

14-08-2008   Baby bunny breakout

15-08-2008   Charmane’s last post

18-08-2008   A sneeze in a pouch

19-08-2008   The drug rep is into saving people’s bacon

20-08-2008   A bird flew in the cold store

21-08-2008   The cold who came in from the sky

22-08-2008   Dining out on the weak and the sick

25-08-2008   The plan is to make more plans

26-08-2008   The plan is unbelievable

27-08-2008   The plan is paid for

28-08-2008   The plan is just the ticket

29-08-2008   The plan is unread

01-09-2008   Two old ladies discuss what they can’t remember

02-09-2008   The doctor goes to see a bird on line

03-09-2008   The plan is a crime

04-09-2008   The plan is perfect

05-09-2008   The plan is out of sight

08-09-2008   A good place to go for frills

09-09-2008   A thirsty camel down to his reserve

10-09-2008   Lily doesn’t come here any more

11-09-2008   Gizelle is stressing to the point of stotting

12-09-2008   Back in the driving seat

15-09-2008   A toucan with a bulky bill

16-09-2008   A porker with a temperature

17-09-2008   A husky with a barking cough

18-09-2008   A classic dose of common scents

19-09-2008   Infectious disease notification

22-09-2008   Computers are wonderful

23-09-2008   Computer’s unhappy

24-09-2008   Computer’s invalid

25-09-2008   Computer’s suggestive

26-09-2008   Computer’s sleeping with the fish

29-09-2008   Supermarket confidential

30-09-2008   A rabbit with a stiff neck

01-10-2008   A lobster with a watchful eye

02-10-2008   A cheetah with a joint tap

03-10-2008   It’s that ten percent that counts

06-10-2008   Give please a chance

07-10-2008   A dragon with a light productive cough

08-10-2008   Gargoyle health

09-10-2008   A superficial comprehensive check

10-10-2008   Bulk billing free for all

13-10-2008   A comprehensive check and make it snappy

14-10-2008   Down for the count

15-10-2008   Hiding behind comic relief

16-10-2008   Ben gets behind the wheel of a search engine

17-10-2008   Never leave a trail

20-10-2008   Charmane’s toast

21-10-2008   Daniella’s running date

22-10-2008   A humpback with an oral temperature

23-10-2008   A couple with a cool relationship

24-10-2008   Global financial crisis, and pessimism too

27-10-2008   Daniella’s nice little place

28-10-2008   Daniella’s computer games

29-10-2008   Daniella’s Snout Place site

30-10-2008   Daniella’s medico-legal search

31-10-2008   Daniella’s rat race

03-11-2008   Ben screws up his courage

04-11-2008   Maybe they just threw out the case

05-11-2008   The man from Medicare

06-11-2008   An unavoidably long millipede

07-11-2008   Climate change absolution

10-11-2008   Cheeper by the dozen

11-11-2008   Daniella gives Ben a rhinoplasty

12-11-2008   Ben contemplates his pain

13-11-2008   A bat with a sleep disorder

14-11-2008   Back to back pills

17-11-2008   Check out this check-out chick

18-11-2008   Saved by the anecdote

19-11-2008   On legal advice, there was no apology

20-11-2008   Can you catch me?

21-11-2008   Weekend wasted

24-11-2008   Quantum of silliness

25-11-2008   Thanks for squeezing me in

26-11-2008   A bat’s eye view of a check up

27-11-2008   An otter putting up with misconception

28-11-2008   From bear to eternity

01-12-2008   Apple table penny one more time

02-12-2008   Solo practice

03-12-2008   This is it, dummy

04-12-2008   It’s showdown time

05-12-2008   The date is set

08-12-2008   Meat and greet

09-12-2008   Meat face to face

10-12-2008   Staff on the table

11-12-2008   Talk and stalk

12-12-2008   Pick and chews

15-12-2008   Safety dressing

16-12-2008   End of an error

17-12-2008   Aftermath

18-12-2008   Carrion

19-12-2008   Terminal

22-12-2008   My space

23-12-2008   Christmas shopping

24-12-2008   Rats

25-12-2008   Xmas

26-12-2008   Boxing

29-12-2008   Tell her about it

30-12-2008   Mole check

31-12-2008   The book of the living

01-01-2009   New Year, home and away

02-01-2009   Message to my girl

05-01-2009   Ben and Daniella’s Chinese date

06-01-2009   A pick-up truck and the devil’s eyes

07-01-2009   Heading for the theatre of battle

08-01-2009   Mel and Dani, coffee and chat

09-01-2009   Mel and Dani, trophy and rat

12-01-2009   Devil in a red belt

13-01-2009   One chickpea and the hackles are raised

14-01-2009   A target drill and strong, offensive hormone

15-01-2009   Ben talks his way into a fight

16-01-2009   Let the battle begin

19-01-2009   Duel

20-01-2009   To the death

21-01-2009   KO

22-01-2009   OK

23-01-2009   OW

26-01-2009   A big hand for the winner

27-01-2009   An eye for an eye

28-01-2009   Rodents kiss

29-01-2009   Rodents kiss part two

30-01-2009   Rodents kiss part three

02-02-2009   Rodents kiss part four

03-02-2009   Begin with a type of eye contact

04-02-2009   Silent reflux

05-02-2009   Not a quick one

06-02-2009   Late for a date but not finished

09-02-2009   The language of courtship

10-02-2009   Patient encounter

11-02-2009   Serial sevens attention to detail

12-02-2009   A long distance diagnostic call

13-02-2009   Touched by fire

16-02-2009   Fish out of water

17-02-2009   Smoking is my only pleasure

18-02-2009   The man who nose too much

19-02-2009   A fly who is expecting maggots

20-02-2009   A close call or a wolf call

23-02-2009   Abusive flea

24-02-2009   Protective flea

25-02-2009   Cooperative flea

26-02-2009   Post-hop instructions

27-02-2009   Puttin’ on the zits

02-03-2009   A patchy way to quit the cigarettes

03-03-2009   Sharp pain charlie

04-03-2009   What comes B4

05-03-2009   The time is now

06-03-2009   Illegible

09-03-2009   RICE cake

10-03-2009   The termite boys on very solid food

11-03-2009   Jarrad’s budding comic book career

12-03-2009   Vertigo

13-03-2009   Doc Rat’s latest zits

16-03-2009   A queue jump or a huge chump

17-03-2009   Three X-es

18-03-2009   Shellfish love

19-03-2009   Dummy spat

20-03-2009   My heart stood still

23-03-2009   Anyone who had a heart

24-03-2009   How can you mend a broken heart?

25-03-2009   Totally clips of the heart

26-03-2009   Unbreak my heart

27-03-2009   Heart of gold

30-03-2009   My heart will go on

31-03-2009   Peace of my heart

01-04-2009   No brainer

02-04-2009   Near miss

03-04-2009   Who watches?

06-04-2009   Koala tour

07-04-2009   Two old ladies and a poke and prod

08-04-2009   Are glasses worn?

09-04-2009   Mavis and the full health check

10-04-2009   Snail tour

13-04-2009   Doctor Rat goes to hospital

14-04-2009   Doctor Rat makes a passing comment

15-04-2009   Doctor Rat drops in on Mr Fuzz

16-04-2009   Doctor Rat came down hard on Mr Fuzz

17-04-2009   Doctor Rat and the seedling after the fire

20-04-2009   Squid blackout

21-04-2009   Octopus reflex

22-04-2009   Box jelly sting

23-04-2009   Clam trap

24-04-2009   Deep sea dentist

27-04-2009   The Black Forest gateau of death

28-04-2009   Wilbur Fuzz’s out of body experience

29-04-2009   Captain Kerpow and his comic book morality

30-04-2009   Pippie and the ghosts

01-05-2009   Pippie and the ghosts part two

04-05-2009   Pippie and the ghosts part three

05-05-2009   Pippie and the ghosts part four

06-05-2009   A pigeon with a head for where to go

07-05-2009   White coat effect

08-05-2009   Stopcock and bull, Wilbur

11-05-2009   Pippie and the hero

12-05-2009   Pippie and the hero part two

13-05-2009   Pippie and the hero part three

14-05-2009   Pippie and the hero part four

15-05-2009   Pippie and the hero part five

18-05-2009   An elephant who’s absolutely pierced

19-05-2009   Jaz and the shot

20-05-2009   Mouse and a cast

21-05-2009   Gnu cuisine

22-05-2009   You rash swine, Wilbur

25-05-2009   A zebra with an X-ray on the chest

26-05-2009   A pachyderm who chose to pack it in

27-05-2009   A butterfly with artificial aid

28-05-2009   Mechant ivory

29-05-2009   Gnu queue

01-06-2009   Junk food and a kid on the hard stuff

02-06-2009   No can chew, kid

03-06-2009   You're a messy swine, kid

04-06-2009   Swine flu - pens and needles

05-06-2009   Swine flu - masking the symptoms

08-06-2009   Swine flu - testing positive

09-06-2009   Swine flu – I’m real crook, doc

10-06-2009   Swine flu – hygiene, hygiene, hygiene

11-06-2009   Swine flu – out of the bottle

12-06-2009   Swine flu – high and dry

15-06-2009   Swine flu – off to visit Pippie

16-06-2009   Swine flu – she’s burning up

17-06-2009   Swine flu – not without a mask

18-06-2009   Swine flu – the kiss of life

19-06-2009   Swine flu – Pippie’s fever dream

22-06-2009   Swine flu – this job, what snot to like?

23-06-2009   Swine flu – off to visit Jarrad

24-06-2009   Swine flu – remain where you are

25-06-2009   Swine flu – smoke without a mask

26-06-2009   Swine flu – the day without an end

29-06-2009   Swine flu – good to get home

30-06-2009   Swine flu – off to visit Daniella

01-07-2009   Swine flu – stay the night

02-07-2009   Swine flu – top drawer stuff

03-07-2009   Swine flu – stop laughing, this is serious

06-07-2009   Swine flu – drugs and sympathy

07-07-2009   Swine flu – masks and gowns

08-07-2009   Swine flu – the graveyard shift

09-07-2009   Swine flu – don’t say goodnight

10-07-2009   Swine flu – pail light of day

13-07-2009   Swine flu – by the book

14-07-2009   Swine flu – oink oink medicine

15-07-2009   Swine flu – cry off sick

16-07-2009   Swine flu – speaking in tongues

17-07-2009   Swine flu – the light at the end

20-07-2009   Swine flu – three monkeys

21-07-2009   Swine flu – school day for Pippie

22-07-2009   Swine flu – movie night for Daniella

23-07-2009   Swine flu – thank you, and…

24-07-2009   Swine flu – goodnight

27-07-2009   The spectacle son

28-07-2009   A basic work-up

29-07-2009   A naked rat who’s just a naked rat

30-07-2009   A wombat who can meet a truck head-on

31-07-2009   Chlamydia bites

03-08-2009   Nippy Sunday morning

04-08-2009   Nichaud’s throwaway piece

05-08-2009   You don’t have to shout

06-08-2009   The joey’s junk skip

07-08-2009   Shirl and Lily – fresh air in the park

10-08-2009   Flopsy’s brother threw a barbecue

11-08-2009   But the food ran out

12-08-2009   The possum brothers

13-08-2009   Stuff all over

14-08-2009   Sitting on his tie

17-08-2009   An old lynx is in trouble with the misses

18-08-2009   Exciting thirty news from marketing

19-08-2009   May contain nuts

20-08-2009   A kitchen washing roster – chook and clean

21-08-2009   Protect, serve and walk away

24-08-2009   Snail skin tag

25-08-2009   Joey without cutlery

26-08-2009   It’s Lorna’s vintage future final meal

27-08-2009   Dragonfly binge

28-08-2009   Hamster tape

31-08-2009   Zappo – I see red

01-09-2009   Zappo – true colours

02-09-2009   Zappo – nobody takes me seriously

03-09-2009   Zappo – make sense of it

04-09-2009   Zappo – my mistake

07-09-2009   Out with the turtle piercings, young lady

08-09-2009   Some snake oil silences a squeaky snake

09-09-2009   Bottled water (Ad.)

10-09-2009   Does Daniella soothe the savage breath?

11-09-2009   It’s never boring

14-09-2009   Jarrad’s first comic book sale

15-09-2009   Jarrad’s superhero genius

16-09-2009   Jarrad has no trouble with inspiration

17-09-2009   Jarrad and Julian have something in common

18-09-2009   Jarrad and Julian say goodbye

21-09-2009   Julian’s good advice

22-09-2009   Julian misses Jan

23-09-2009   Julian’s advice is urgent

24-09-2009   Urgent meeting with Jack

25-09-2009   Danni and Mel on the beach

28-09-2009   Phone line of trust

29-09-2009   Grizz and a tactless question

30-09-2009   Grizz does it in the woods

01-10-2009   Family business

02-10-2009   Roller coaster romance

05-10-2009   Ghost train romance

06-10-2009   It even smells like romance

07-10-2009   Paperwork and other things

08-10-2009   Fruit and nut bar

09-10-2009   Mad about the boy

12-10-2009   Garconification – five points

13-10-2009   Garconification – ten points

14-10-2009   Garconification – twenty points

15-10-2009   Garconification – knockout

16-10-2009   Garconification – end play

19-10-2009   Daniella between a rock and a hard place

20-10-2009   Jarrad and Julian –big deal

21-10-2009   Julian the camel is in love

22-10-2009   Julian the camel has a lover

23-10-2009   Julian the camel’s love is out

26-10-2009   The doctor at the patient’s beck and call

27-10-2009   Endangered numbat dying for a light

28-10-2009   Jarrad’s comics need an editor

29-10-2009   Meet the family

30-10-2009   I’ve found her

02-11-2009   Casualty 1

03-11-2009   Casualty 2

04-11-2009   Casualty 3

05-11-2009   Casualty 4

06-11-2009   Casualty 5

09-11-2009   Tooth and consequence

10-11-2009   Thank you for the flowers

11-11-2009   Mondo Venezio – go or no go

12-11-2009   The little boy cometh

13-11-2009   Tough justice

16-11-2009   Numbat love

17-11-2009   Tough love

18-11-2009   Shirl shocked

19-11-2009   Flash point

20-11-2009   Bang

23-11-2009   Soft shoulder

24-11-2009   Make right happen

25-11-2009   Let’s do it

26-11-2009   Scent trail

27-11-2009   Not too many secrets

30-11-2009   The gentle kiss goodbye

01-12-2009   Surely some secrets

02-12-2009   In the park 1

03-12-2009   In the park 2

04-12-2009   In the park 3

07-12-2009   In the park 4

08-12-2009   In the park 5

09-12-2009   In the park 6

10-12-2009   In the park 7

11-12-2009   In the park 8

14-12-2009   In the park 9

15-12-2009   In the park 10

16-12-2009   Stitching

17-12-2009   Mending

18-12-2009   Closure

21-12-2009   Join the family

22-12-2009   Eject the family

23-12-2009   Pop the question

24-12-2009   Scent suspicion

25-12-2009   Scent presence

28-12-2009   Scent a dilemma

29-12-2009   Scent by express

30-12-2009   The lawyer in him

31-12-2009   At the police station

01-01-2010   Bullseye

04-01-2010   You don’t know Jack

05-01-2010   Julian, Modesty, Willie and co

06-01-2010   Wedding ring

07-01-2010   Enraged to be married

08-01-2010   The missus meets the ex

11-01-2010   The explanation 1

12-01-2010   The explanation 2

13-01-2010   Hold message

14-01-2010   The explanation 3

15-01-2010   The explanation 4

18-01-2010   How’s your doctor?

19-01-2010   Thank you for saving me

20-01-2010   You always heal the one you love

21-01-2010   Tooth and justice

22-01-2010   Father and son

25-01-2010   Bonus extras

26-01-2010   Back to the numbats – still valued

27-01-2010   Back to the numbats – Playset Mini

28-01-2010   Back to the numbats – Kill the deviants

29-01-2010   Back to the numbats – endangered marsupials

01-02-2010   Back to the numbats – Shirl is faced with logic

02-02-2010   Back to the numbats – a missing photo

03-02-2010   Back to the numbats – booked by the text

04-02-2010   Back to the numbats – Lily ends it all

05-02-2010   Back to the numbats – safe norm

08-02-2010   Back to the numbats – assault and battery

09-02-2010   Back to the numbats – stop smoking deal

10-02-2010   Back to the numbats – comic ending

11-02-2010   The backlog

12-02-2010   The end – honestly

15-02-2010   Numbers one and two

16-02-2010   Cheating, inflatable frog

17-02-2010   Jellyfish can’t stand the heat

18-02-2010   Boxing baby jack-in-the-box joey

19-02-2010   Julian the battle-wounded spy is cool

22-02-2010   Two-face Botox bloodhound

23-02-2010   Mister Fuzz’s head spin

24-02-2010   Sloth reflex

25-02-2010   A frog with an attractive tongue

26-02-2010   Romantic brush with destiny

01-03-2010   Letters be a pirate

02-03-2010   Ben the pie rat

03-03-2010   Daniella’s jolly roger

04-03-2010   Julian paladin

05-03-2010   Cuirass folk

08-03-2010   Believe it or knot

09-03-2010   Pyrotechnics